BAHASA INGGRIS NYONYA PEJABAT

Disebuah acara buka puasa bersama di salah satu Kedubes negara sahabat di Indonesia, Sang Dubes berusaha ramah kepada seorang Nyonya Indonesia.
Dubes. " Do you like salad, Mam?"

Dikira nanyaain shalat, si nyonya jwb : " Oh yes, five times a day."

Dubes : " Wow, that's very healthy. What kind of dressing do you like for salad?"

Nyonya : " Mukena of course."

Si Dubes berpikir keras "that must be a new dressing for salad I've never known it before".

Sampai di bagian chinese food, si nyonya membalas keramahan di Dubes dgn pede. Meski berbahasa inggris pas2an, si nyonya nekas aja ngomong.

Nyonya (sambil nyendok mie yg masih panas) : " Do you like me?"

Dubes (bingung, dipikirnya "me" saya) : " "mmhh....yes, with all my respects"

Nyonya ( dgn mantap menimpali) : " Enjoy me, still hot you know?"

Dubes : "???$$%%%"